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Berry Smoothie and the Magic Blender
TweetTweetby Jonathan Berry Perry Violet & the Oompa Loompas A few weeks back the stars aligned. First, mom gave me her old avocado-green blender, which is totally 1970s chic and probably older...
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9 foods I might as well move to the bomb shelter
TweetTweetby Jonathan Bombpop Perry Good Times in the Fallout Shelter I don’t have a fallout shelter, but if I did (and I really should, just so I can get one of those signs) I could start filling it …
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Secret Ingredients and Family Recipes
TweetTweetnot my recipe box (don't have one) by Jonathan Boxlunch Perry Recently, I visited my mom in Minnesota, and while there I took the opportunity to dig through her recipe boxes and copy my...
View ArticleMake Super Bowl Party Foods In The Dark. In Your Basement. Slowly.
TweetTweetby Jonathan Butterchurn Perry (This is an excerpt from my forthcoming eBook which might have a title something like The DB Presents: Tacos in the Night Exchanging Cheeses (probably not that...
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Grandma Gottschall’s Dutch Apple Cake
TweetTweetWeirdly, breakfast is the one meal where you eat dessert as a main course. Think about it: Froot Loops and Lucky Charms, pancakes and waffles with syrup, crepes and blintzes, coffee cake...
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Enhance Your Life By Taking Free Courses
TweetTweet(Our guest writer, Brian Jenkins, writes about a variety of education topics for BrainTrack.com. This includes college level courses in culinary arts, which many bachelors out there could...
View ArticleButter Question On A Social Networking Site
(The following is a recent online conversation I had about butter, salt, and margarine with some of my friends on a certain social-networking site. Names have not been changed to protect any innocents....
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Cook A Romantic Dinner As Trickery
TweetTweet(While other guys were out on romantic Valentine’s Day dates with their girls, I was home pondering the nature of life and how much chocolate ice cream I should eat in one sitting. I’m sure I...
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28 Fake Questions: Vetting The ‘Love’ Candidates
TweetTweet Do you have a ‘love checklist’? Are you firm in what you’re looking for in a significant other? Does it require your girl to be pretty, musical, smart, a fly tap dancer, speak Pig Latin,...
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The Great Suburban Mushroom Hunt
TweetTweet “Hey Wookiee,” Randy hailed me from across the office, “I was thinking we might go mushroom hunting Friday after work. We’ll see if we can get Galen to come, too.” “AWESOME! That would...
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